I’ve decided to start a new “feature” here, in which I will be announcing to the world (or at least the regular readers here) new words which I have come up with or have had a hand in inventing. My hope would be that someday some of these words are accepted in to the standard English language.

On to the first new word:

Smoretarded - adjective
One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves; It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?